1.29.2011

shell

I don't remember what grade it was.
But I do remember it was a Thursday night, procrastinating my spelling words like I did every week.
My dad was taking a bath, I think my mom sent me up to get help from him because she was done with my retardedness.
Shell.
That's the word I could't get.
So, Larry told me to think of the word Hell.
then just put an S at the beginning of it.
And, I remember that it actually worked.
Thanks dad.
Why bring this up?... I just got criticized for spelling in my college English class.
apparently you don't spell lose, loose.
ah, well.
you win some, you loose some.
I mean lose.

1.18.2011

caterpillar.

wanna know something super delish?
cooked pancake + uncooked pancake batter.
together.
yum.
Kind of counterproductive considering you're sweet little butterfly is being mixed in with his old caterpillar friends again..
but oh, is it good.

1.17.2011

I am a fan of fans.

Do you like my fan?
(it's not done yet...)
But I'm really proud of it... just say it's cool.
say it.
p.s. Alyssa: that is NOT your sweatshirt.


1.09.2011

london.


It pretty much sounds like a no-brainer.
6 weeks in London.
6 credits fulfilled.
There may or may not be another number dealing with 6... but that doesn't need to be discussed here.
yes, I could like... buy a car with this $
but I think I'm going to go!!!
Hello LONDON!!!
now.. let's just hope I get into the program...
I'll keep you posted.

1.01.2011

the twenties.


2010 you have been good to me.



Happy New Year!!!

12.27.2010

puffy cheetos

oh my family is the greatest.
why?
well let me tell you.

dear sydnee is very protective of her food.
for example, this was written on her bag of puffy cheetos"

"Sydnee's
Do Not EAT!!!
These are pieces of poop covered in cheese!"

oh, so convincing.

P.S. this blog will be 10X funnier if you go read this post from Lauren's Blog...

12.23.2010

Mrs. Roberts.

Those 2nd Graders are going to be so lucky.

Good Luck Mrs. Roberts!!!