shell

I don't remember what grade it was.

But I do remember it was a Thursday night, procrastinating my spelling words like I did every week.

My dad was taking a bath, I think my mom sent me up to get help from him because she was done with my retardedness.

Shell.

That's the word I could't get.

So, Larry told me to think of the word Hell.

then just put an S at the beginning of it.

And, I remember that it actually worked.

Thanks dad.

Why bring this up?... I just got criticized for spelling in my college English class.

apparently you don't spell lose, loose.

ah, well.

you win some, you loose some.

I mean lose.