Life as a bowling ball would be hard.

First of all swine infested hands infect you all day long.

When you don't complete your task, you end up in a gutter.

When you do complete your task, you hurt 10 little curvy friends.
Rarely does anybody use you right.
The design on you looks like vomit.
And unless you're orange and have an 11 on you, you're not needed.

Life as a bowling ball would be hard. . . wouldn'tcha say?